Hotter than Hades

  I hate summer, yet I love it all at the same time. I hate how bored I get with nothing to do, but most of all, I hate the heat. Can someone please tell me what the heck I'm supposed do when it's so dang hot outside, besides eat popsicles and sno cones?? The baby is tired of being in the house, and so am I, but geez, I don't want to go out in this heat! Pretty sure I'd melt faster than a stick of butter in Paula Deen's kitchen.
  I really can't wait for the day I get to leave Oklahoma's 105, hotter than Hades summer weather...Alaska sounds nice. Maybe we'll live there?

What I feel like...