Hotter than Hades

  I hate summer, yet I love it all at the same time. I hate how bored I get with nothing to do, but most of all, I hate the heat. Can someone please tell me what the heck I'm supposed do when it's so dang hot outside, besides eat popsicles and sno cones?? The baby is tired of being in the house, and so am I, but geez, I don't want to go out in this heat! Pretty sure I'd melt faster than a stick of butter in Paula Deen's kitchen.
  I really can't wait for the day I get to leave Oklahoma's 105, hotter than Hades summer weather...Alaska sounds nice. Maybe we'll live there?

What I feel like...

Where there are babies, there is poop.

  Have you ever had something happen in your everyday life (completely unrelated, I might add) that made you think of a forgotten memory? I seem to have these moments a lot.

  I'm a very forgetful person, the kind who says "oh I won't ever forget that", and the kind who doesn't keep a journal. Naturally, I forget about the things that I "couldn't forget". So, here is a little blog about forgotten memories that have somehow come to light once again.

  Most of the time, I remember things in the most "opportune" times, such as when I'm trying to go to sleep. The other night, I was laying in bed, listening to the steady thrum of our trusty box fan, when I thought of a time when the baby really was a BABY. He was 2 months old (maybe? I really should keep a journal...), and I was laying on the floor, with him sitting on my stomach, his back propped against my legs. We were talking and smiling, you know, average baby stuff, when he decided it was time to take a load off in his diaper. Now, as any mother would know, baby poop defies all laws of physics. Somehow, he managed to push ALL his poo out the leg of his diaper, and onto my clean white shirt, with only a smidgen actually in his diaper. A scratch. That was it. The rest was on my, as stated above, CLEAN WHITE SHIRT. Needless to say, that shirt has bit the dust. Oh, the many joys of motherhood.

  My dear husband and I always talk before we go to bed. Except on the days we're both so tired, we're asleep before our heads hit the pillows. One night, the subject of our hospital stay came up. Or more accurately, what we ate at the hospital. When having a baby, you can't eat until after the baby is born. Nobody tells you this, so if you're in labor for a long time, your life pretty much sucks. I remember the last meal I ate before checking into the hospital, and I remember the first meal I ate after the baby was born. Before we went to the hospital, the one thing I had been craving like none other was....a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit from McDonald's. Yes, I said it. McDonald's. Then I checked into the hospital and was given ice. Ice. Really? Is that supposed to fill a pregnant lady up? I don't think so...By the time the baby came, everything was closed, including the hospital cafeteria, so no food for me. I had watched the hubby eat 2 meals while I was in the hospital, and after 13 hours of labor, I was absolutely starving. The first meal I got, was hospital bacon, eggs, and toast. I'm pretty sure the eggs weren't really eggs, and the bacon must have been microwaved, but I was starving, so they tasted delicious anyway. At my description of how the normally nasty hospital food tasted delicious, the hubby laughed. For some reason, he found it hilarious that I thought the food delicious. I was probably delirious, but I didn't care. I probably would have eaten a brick if they had given it to me. Another joy of motherhood.
  Back to the subject of baby poo. The baby was only a week or two old, and the hubby was supposed to change the baby's diaper. I had to go to the bathroom, and it really is true that once you become a mother, you have no time to yourself in the bathroom. As I'm about to wash my hands, I hear the husband screaming my name. As a mom, my first thought was something was wrong with the baby. I sprang from the bathroom, just to find the husband's pants completely covered in baby poo. I about died laughing. Apparently, in my husband's words, he took the diaper off and it was like a poop cannon exploded. There was no stopping it, and it got everywhere. I still have to smile every time I think of the incident. Oh, goodness. Being a parent is the best.

  So here are a few tidbits from my crazy life, just in case you wanted to know. I really should start writing these things down...

Burgers. Buns. Beauregards.

  Father's Day. The day you honor dads everywhere. Or something like that. We just like to eat.

  You know, people think their family dinners are chaotic; That one crazy uncle everyone tries to avoid, the aunt who talks about her cats, maybe a grandma who likes to tell you about the "old days" a little too much. They obviously haven't met our family.

  Okay, so you kind of have to know us to understand what I'm talking about, but when you eat with the Beauregards, it's like dinner AND a show. I don't mean the TV kind either.

  This past week someone went camping, but apparently wasn't cut out for it. "I didn't cry. I was sweating from my eyes." and maybe a little "I missed mom..."

  Pickles, cheese, and tomatoes (mostly tomatoes) stolen by the little ones so there won't be enough for our burgers. Complaints about "Grandma's pasta salad", even though everyone is eating (and enjoying) it. Buns with massive craters in the middle, "WHO ATE THE INSIDE OF MY BUN?!" Or there's the classic, "What did you do to my shirt?? Drool all over it?"

  You might even hear "Please bless the Thunder with a win," in the prayer. Just average stuff. Which brings me to the next bit.

    THUNDER UP, PEOPLE!!

  We're all big Thunder fans here. Everyday we're Thunderin'! What better to celebrate Father's day with than watching them beat the Heat? And with a new Thunder shirt. And a new Thunder wallet. And maybe even a Thunder themed dessert. Who knows...

Harden's looking a little pale these days. Fear the Beard!

  

  Let's just say we live a crazy life, and we might even like it that way.

My favorite man!

Happy Father's Day!

Pretty Pants and Crafty Crafts

 Occasionally, my inner crafty person comes out. It's not often, and usually ends in failure. Thus the "not often" part.
  This past weekend, a friend and I decided to take on a challenge that might have been a little much for the both of us; Re-dying old jeans.
   It didn't sound so difficult. Old jeans turned cute. All you needed was some bleach, jeans, and dye. And a whole lot of time.
  First, you have to bleach the jeans. Which apparently takes an eternity. Plus a day. Watching and waiting doesn't exactly help either. Or putting too much water in with the bleach. I'm a very impatient person who wants instant gratification ALL the time, so this was definitely the hardest step.

The Bleachy Before

 After that eternity finally passed, the jeans were ready! Sort of...there were a few small, faint denim blue patches on a pair or 2 that decided to give us a little trouble later. And did you know the string on jeans doesn't bleach? What the heck..
  Okay, so as a pro tie-dyer, I didn't expect to have any problems. Perfection. That's what I expected, but not what I got. 
  First, we dyed 2 pairs of jeans a bright green. One came out perfect! So exciting! The next...well...they kind of looked like acid wash jeans. Apparently, they didn't get enough time in the bleach. Darn those blue patches!

Perfection!

 Next, we decided on pink. BIG mistake...the pink we bought was an awful shade of fushia. You dipped the pants in, and they came out more pink than a flamingo. We hoped they might fade a little if we rinsed them, but it just wasn't meant to be. Back to the bleach they go, and we begin a new search for a less bright pink dye.
  See why crafting really isn't my thing? Great ideas, bad ending. Every time. Except my dad's Christmas cat sweater. That came out great. ;)
  Failure is not an option this time, though! This idea is just too cute to give up on. We WILL dye these pants, and they WILL be the cutest thing ever. End of story.